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Stacker's Cardboard Box
Cardboard
Da Box

Species

Box

Sub Species

Cardboard

Size

2' X 2' cube

Armor

1/5" or corrugated paper

Weaponry

Several Thousands of weapons collected by Stacker.

Language

русский

Stacker's StackerEdit

When Stacker was found by the UNSC many years ago after the Covenant-Human war but Gunnery Sgt. Stacker they found him rumaging around a supply ship stacking card board boxes looking for bacon. He had aparently been living on the supply ship for quite sometime and soon after his discovery Stacker and Stacker became the best of friends often doing drinking contests and scouring the galaxy for partying and fun. Although it was never made clear exactly what happened to Stacker rumors have it that he still hangs with Stacker everyonce in awhile on Exon.

The BoxEdit

The Box was given to Stacker by Stacker. Stacker then proceeded to make this cardboard box his home and upgrade it and have friends and family make it a magic box capable of being indestructible and magical. Although Stacker doesn't know how to use the powers of the box his best friend Stacker however does. There is also writing on the box describing Stacker's relationship with certain people. Stacker's box is so cool that it's apparently non-cannon.

The WritingsEdit

Stacker - Best Friend of me; Stacker.

Church - A stoopid douche that shouldn't edit this page. But is also sometimes fun.

Evo - Will make break of legs if touches box. But is also one of best friends my cardboard box is stronger then his Zero plane in warthunder.

Marq - Tries to think his house is better then mine... I'll show hi- (rest of this sentance is covered in jelly)

Tucker - He smells, but is occasionally fun when he happens to talk.

Alien King - Is of one of best friends, many evil things to do together.

Thel 'Chavam - Dad

Infi - Is of best friend, plays fetch with me often.

Sheer Avenger - A smelly capitalist pigdog. Plays video games with

Vid - Is of furry, best supplier of coffee and funny teims.

Stalin - He guides my box

GarageEdit

Where he stores all his rides

AC-130

T-34/76

T-34/85

Panzerkampfwagen VI Tiger

IS-2

Your mom

IS-3

Rofl Copter

Submarine named after his junk

An SUV

Scorpion Tank 

Apocalypse Tank

Your sister

Willys Jeep

X-wing

Y-wing

Your waifu

USS Wisconsin

USS South Dakota

M1 Abrams

T-90

Banshee

Seraph

Warthog

Worthog

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