|Occupation(s):||Blue Army Private|
|Weapon(s):||Sniper Rifle, DMR, Pistol|
- "Oh, whatever, can I just play the computer?"
- — Austin
Private Austin Wells is an overweight and stupid soldier transferred from Frostline to the Blue Base Outpost 0-A of Hemorrhage Canyon. He was seen inexplicably on another planet by the adventure group, where he was confused and lost.